TV License Evasion
Probably wouldn't work since he's apparently so desperate for a TV that he
will be glued to Top Gear etc. himself. And if he's so busy watching TV,
how is he going to meet said young ladies?
Get a life mate. Most colleges or dorms. have a TV somewhere so that
students can watch the soaps or, heavens forbid, the news. They also have
clubs, sports teams, bars etc. etc. You don't need your own TV!