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We were about to embark at Dover, when lid (Mark
Carver) came up to me and whispered: Here in North Hampshire Belmont is a regular visitor, Not noticed it a mile south of you... -- Paul Cummins - Always a NetHead Wasting Bandwidth since 1981 IF you think this http://bit.ly/u5EP3p is cruel please sign this http://bit.ly/sKkzEx ---- If it's below this line, I didn't write it ---- |
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Paul Cummins wrote:
We were about to embark at Dover, when lid (Mark Carver) came up to me and whispered: Here in North Hampshire Belmont is a regular visitor, Not noticed it a mile south of you... It's co-channel with CP (obviously, hence the thread), so you need to screen that off in order to get a clean enough signal. A mile south of me is the summit of Farleigh Hill, LOS to CP, so it's not surprising you can't see Belmont's signals there. Anyway, the only houses up there are Lord Portmouth's tied cottages. Are you one of his servants ? |
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Mark Carver wrote:
The beam tilt probably differs from the old 'analogue' stack. They want to bloody well tilt it down a bit so it doesn't come over here. Bloody Belmont signals, coming over here, seducing our receivers. I blame that Teresa May. Bill |
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Mark Carver wrote:
Paul Cummins wrote: We were about to embark at Dover, when lid (Mark Carver) came up to me and whispered: Here in North Hampshire Belmont is a regular visitor, Not noticed it a mile south of you... It's co-channel with CP (obviously, hence the thread), so you need to screen that off in order to get a clean enough signal. A mile south of me is the summit of Farleigh Hill, LOS to CP, so it's not surprising you can't see Belmont's signals there. Anyway, the only houses up there are Lord Portmouth's tied cottages. Are you one of his servants ? He might be the good Lord himself! I hope so, this group could do with ennoblement to match the frequent enlightenment. Bill |
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We were about to embark at Dover, when lid (Mark
Carver) came up to me and whispered: A mile south of me is the summit of Farleigh Hill, LOS to CP, so it's not surprising you can't see Belmont's signals there. Anyway, the only houses up there are Lord Portmouth's tied cottages. Are you one of his servants ? Oh - I thought you were in the top of Chineham... No, I'm about 4 miles north of you then - and on Hannington, as CP is all but invisible here. Can't even get the 2m Repeaters up there from my place -- Paul Cummins - Always a NetHead Wasting Bandwidth since 1981 IF you think this http://bit.ly/u5EP3p is cruel please sign this http://bit.ly/sKkzEx ---- If it's below this line, I didn't write it ---- |
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We were about to embark at Dover, when (Bill Wright)
came up to me and whispered: He might be the good Lord himself! I hope so, this group could do with ennoblement to match the frequent enlightenment. Me, a Lord - pah. Wouldn't want to sink to that level. I work for a living. -- Paul Cummins - Always a NetHead Wasting Bandwidth since 1981 IF you think this http://bit.ly/u5EP3p is cruel please sign this http://bit.ly/sKkzEx ---- If it's below this line, I didn't write it ---- |
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On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 10:39:12 +0000, Bill Wright
wrote: Mark Carver wrote: The beam tilt probably differs from the old 'analogue' stack. They want to bloody well tilt it down a bit so it doesn't come over here. Bloody Belmont signals, coming over here, seducing our receivers. I blame that Teresa May. Wasn't it that Brodie bloke from the Borders Agency who relaxed the controls on signals coming in from foreign parts? That would explain the Belmont fiasco. Bloody radio waves will be breeding next and demanding to be housed in spectrum. Never get rid of 'em now... |
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On Nov 16, 2:55*am, Bill Wright wrote:
That's a good question and one that I'm sure someone here will know the answer to. All I can tell you is that Belmont comes blasting across Yorkshire, confusing the populace as they go about their lawful business of doing endless factory resets in attempts to banish Peter Levy from their screens. After Yorkshire has a UDI the first priority will be to erect a wire mesh screen approx 350m high along the south-east border. As leader of the provisional government in waiting I have already begun negotiations with a local fencing company. This was at the suggestion of the Bash Anything That Doesn't Work Reight With a Big ****ing Hammer Party, which has a majority in the county. However an alternative solution has been suggested by the minority Nay Lad Let's Fettle it Some Other Road That's Cheaper And More Cunning Party. Their idea is to broadcast copies of the six muxes from Emley Moor on the Belmont channels. This should prevent anyone with an Emley Moor aerial from inadvertently tuning-in a Belmont signal, and would also have the advantage of greatly reducing the Belmont coverage area, even in places where they like Peter Levy, such as geriatric homes in Brigg. The option of launching a satellite from the top of Holme Moss to broadcast jamming on channels 22, 25, 28, 30, 53, and 60 has been abandoned, following the police raid on the Chinese Firework shop in Maltby. It's like a Last of the Summer Wine script, but better. Can you work a bathtub-on-wheel going down a hill in there somewhere? |
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