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Dear Bill,

You clearly missed the episode of "The Archers" where a waiter, attempting
to chat-up one of the younger regulars, gave the explanation for loud music
in pubs and clubs.

If it's quiet, people buy a pint and chat. If it's loud, they can't chat so
drink up and buy another pint.

This was not in "The Bull" I hasten to add.

Paul DS.